Snowboarding

There are only two ways to snowboard: the right way, the wrong way, and the ground.

Time

Time wounds all heels.

Delusion

Delusion is the devoted companion to originality.

Law

"With great law comes great criminality." - Conman

Wine

"With great wine comes great winos." - Bacchman

Cheese

"With great cheese comes great crackers." - Couchman

Milk

"With great milk comes great cheese." - Milkman